my man said making many loud cock-a-duddle-doos -
else can I do than ogling your beautiful boobs?
I cried desperately calling up her wicked name -
not let my boy get away with this silly game.
- Honey, come on, look up at her face!
looks like a witch (I do know she is):
old, big-nosed, three big warts, cross-eyed,
gap-toothed, huge feet, and… a riding broomstick!
think she is a maid?
Look up at her face!
(maybe I was jealous with my flat fried eggs...?)
Sorry, I can't, my love. Sure you are right,
I can only have eyes for these frost detectors.
to Joys! What a pair of Picasso cubes!
are driving me crazy.
have never seen better traffic stoppers,
wonderful pair of Bambi's thumpers muffs.
bowling pins these pink siamese twins.
(What a jerk!)
used my long nails...
boobs exploded as she did with them.
nooo! - said he very sadly before passing out.
else could I do…?
was ogling two big phoney boobs!
Two inflated balloons!
✍Quotes of the day
- “Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,— For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.” (William Shakespeare) - “Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch.” (Catherynne M. Valente, "In the Night Garden")
- “There is an odd quirk in the human mind that makes a fearful man prefer to go quietly to a wicked-looking, gnarled "witch" for a countercharm than to a respectable licensed sorcerer or an accredited priest of the Church.”